The manly proclivities of the Moustached American are well known. It’s almost too easy to get our attention – the sound of a beer opening and a promise of female nudity are usually all that is necessary. But what’s less obvious is that we actually appreciate subtlety. For example, if a woman were to wear this, a Moustached American might go ‘Aha! She likes moustaches!’ And yes, I realize that our powers of deductive reasoning are impressive.

Thanks to our undercover informant in the fashion world for this tip.