From one of our correspondents in the field:

Cut the crap.
Here’s the deal good sir- this here video is, in purpose, an advertisement for an Argentinean film festival. The subject matter, relevant to the purpose behind this email, deals in the specifics of the difficult to pin down, intangible, and possibly illusory sensations of what it is like to have a mustache.  Ok, that’s it.

Reginald G.
c/o Gufterson Crematorium- Half off on most burn victims until midnight Dec 31st.