Take Your Moustache to the Polls
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Moustache Lifestyle Research: How To Do It
A telegraph just arrived at our office from an overseas embedded correspondent with a message of great importance. Interesting side-note: My own experience growing a moustache was EXACTLY what Mr. Offerman describes here, although I wash mine with my own special blend of American rye whiskey and and a concoction of nutrients frequently used in gardening. Also, note that he snaps the razor in half, thus illustrating succinctly why we of the moustached community are so offended with the Movember movement. Be a man. Don’t shave.
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Moustache Lifestyle Research: The Warrior
I’m not a gamer. At all. Hell, I could hardly figure out how to play Super Mario on my cousin’s Nintendo 64 when I was a kid. Basically I randomly mashed buttons until things happened. And although I realize games have come a long way since then, in my adult life I have always preferred to hold a real shotgun and stroll around my beloved desert scanning the horizon line for zombies and assorted varmints rather than master the intricacies of a video game controller.
That said, the trailer for the new Call of Duty is directed by Guy Ritchie and the Moustache Wins. That is all.
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