Here at our secret headquarters, we’re proud to be luddites. We grudgingly publish to this site and maintain e-mail addresses, but our preference is for communication by telegraph. Perhaps carrier pigeon. Our antique Remington typewriter sees frequent use. Hell, if I wasn’t acutely aware of the intransigence of modern society and their addiction to these damned glowing screens, I’d just post typewritten moustache articles on my front door and be done with it!

But I know that my readership is demanding. So I made a facebook page for the site. Yeah. You’re welcome.