Yes, it’s true. I have the most incredible friends. When Ian handed me this t-shirt, I simply stared at it slack-jawed for about 5 minutes, astonished at the brilliance of it all. I mean, look at it! The combination of Ron Swanson with black metal is simply epic. It’s like wrapping your steak with bacon. It’s just smart.

Credit goes to Metal Jeff of Reno, NV. You can buy ’em here.