Yes, dear readers, it has been a little bit since a new post has graced these pages. Sometimes life out in the Real World takes over, and that can’t be helped. The demands upon myself and my moustache are great. However, the thought of my readership, suffering through the weeks without a glimpse of hirsute glory, has not been far from my mind. And I have just one thing to tell all of you:

Note: Not Safe for Work (language, moustache)