Tag Archives: moustache
Moustache Lifestyle Research: The Monocycle
Frequent readers of this site will be familiar with your Fearless Leader’s predilection for dangerous machinery of the two-wheeled variety. Moustached American Kerry McLean takes this to an entirely amazing level with his custom-fabricated monocycles. In addition, the man is … Continue reading
Moustache Lifestyle Research: Theodore Roosevelt
Merry Christmas
In spite of the continued misuse of facial hair by corporate advertisements hawking soft drinks* and recent historical research suggesting that the legend of Santa Claus may have been started by people in a frozen wasteland who were hallucinating … Continue reading
Moustache Music: Ласковые Усы
A missive from one of our under-cover correspondents (name removed so as not to reveal the secret identity which he has taken years to build): Greetings good sir, I stumbled upon this whilst browsing youtube videos in Russian (видео по … Continue reading
Moustache Lifestyle Research: The Warrior
I’m not a gamer. At all. Hell, I could hardly figure out how to play Super Mario on my cousin’s Nintendo 64 when I was a kid. Basically I randomly mashed buttons until things happened. And although I realize games … Continue reading
A Word of Advice on Attracting a Moustache
The manly proclivities of the Moustached American are well known. It’s almost too easy to get our attention – the sound of a beer opening and a promise of female nudity are usually all that is necessary. But what’s less … Continue reading
Moustache Humour: Brock Davis
Brock Davis released this amusing t-shirt design recently:
The Bat ‘Stache
Breaking News from our allies at the American Moustache Institute:* In an obvious play to one-up the notorious Val L and her shades, this Moustached American has grown the Bat ‘Stache. Even Frida Kahlo would have a hard time matching … Continue reading
Moustaches: Not just for Men, apparently…
Our top-secret undercover embedded correspondent managed to capture photographic evidence of one Val L, sporting a moustache and shades. This, gentlemen, is an unexpected development. Through extensive scientific research, the American Moustache Institute has proven that Moustached Americans are exactly … Continue reading